“Hello, Windows 8? This is iPad. You win.”

That’s Paul Thurott tweeting from //Build/ (yes, the forward slashes are required) where a developer preview for Windows 8 was released this week. You can almost feel the simultaneous relief and collective glee of the Windows community as their mainstream OS becomes cool again.

Apparently the above was actually tweeted in jest:

Made a joke yesterday. Here’s what I really think. iPad, Win8 tablets, and Amazon tablet will all own some part of this market. Obviously.

Interesting choice: iPad, Win8, and Amazon tablets. Notice how only one of those devices actually exists in the market? The Amazon tablet remains a rumour and, while there is no official release date, it seems like Windows 8 is only slated for a September 2012 release. Yes, that’s a year from now. A year.

Microsoft struck gold with DOS, Office and Windows in the late eighties and dominated the consumer technology space in the nineties. By surveying what competitors were releasing and responding rapidly with a commodity solution, they were able to monopolise the industry.

But their game plan hasn’t changed ever since. They’ve applied the same basic strategy to every innovation that has popped up on their radar. Sometimes this has found disastrous results, while in general they’ve just been so late to the game that their imitation is outdated by the time it reaches market.

So let’s consider some innovations (in this case by Apple) and the number of days it took Microsoft to imitate them and bring a product to market:

• 1984 Macintosh (GUI) to Windows 3: 2995 days
• 2001 iPod to Zune: 1848 days
• 2007 iPhone to Windows Phone 7 Series System Series Seven: 1228 days
• 2008 MacBookAir to Windows on Ultrabooks: 1339 days
  (not strictly a Microsoft imitation here - more-so Intel trying to prop up Microsoft’s business in an attempt to ward off ARM)
• 2010 iPad to Windows 8 Tablets (assuming a Sept 2012 release): 882 days

Put simply: Microsoft has accelerated their rate of imitation to meet changing industry demands, and this has become the sole-focus of the corporation. When last did something industry-changing came out of Redmond?

Remember how, until recently, a certain tablet manufacturer literally had people queuing through the night for a chance to buy one? You can bet that’s going to happen again early next year when the third generation device is released.

So, bravo Microsoft on building (sorry, //building/) what seems to be an impressive new entry into the touch OS arena. However, being a year away from having anything comparable to today’s industry champion is just not reason to announce victory.

I’m on the road today, between a client site [that's us] in Westlake and the home office when I discover that Vodacom have decided I don’t need to talk to anyone. I call my wife 3 times in a row to hear her repeating “HELLO?” in more and more exasperated tones while I bellow fruitlessly into my headset, then rip the headset out of the phone just in case it is on the fritz, not the network. Nada. No joy.

So I think, no problem, I have Skype and Fring on this pocket rocket-phone, I’ll just call via Skype-Out.

Not so much.

The iPhone SDK restricts apps from using the GSM network to make VoIP calls. The user has to have a Wifi connection via which these VoIP calls can be switched.

Dave continues (with links added by me):

They charge us far more than they should for calls, duck and dive when they’re pressured to reduce prices, and then it appears they block us from making use of VoIP over 3G.

The tragedy is that this should not be a problem for South African iPhoners. It is AT&T/Apple policy that has shaped the App Store’s T&Cs to protect the cellular network’s traditional voice business interests. It is Apple’s monopolistic behaviour that has landed the Cupertino-based powerhouse in hot water of the past.

But there seems to be some light in this iTunnel, according to Engadget Mobile:

AT&T’s restrictive network policies might have been behind some of the more notable iPhone app rejections in the past, but at least one major class of applications just got the green light, as Ma Bell just opened up iPhone VoIP calls over 3G. We can only assume this is the result of the FCC’s renewed push for net neutrality and AT&T’s argument that it’s doesn’t need new regulations to remain open, but — what does this mean for you? Well, Skype on the road, for starters, but we’re guessing a flood of interesting new VoIP apps will hit just as soon as devs can get their apps updated and submitted.

In the meantime, here’s the timk.co.za hacky work-around:

1. Get yourself an old phone that has a Wifi chip in it (I use an old Nokia E65 with my iPod Touch when on the move)
2. Download and Install JoikuSpot Light – a free symbian app which turns your device into a Wifi Access Point to serve up the phone’s 3G connection.
3. Connect to the JoikuSpot from the iPhone’s Wifi Manager.
4. Make your Skype/Fring calls

Hope that helps! If it doesn’t, you might be better off with one of these.

It’s an exciting day for Myst fans. The iPhone and iPod Touch version of the game was approved today and is available in the App Store.

Welcome back to Myst. Wherever you are

The original Myst sights and sounds have been meticulously re-assembled for a remarkable experience on the iPhone and iPod touch. Everything that you remember from the original Myst in a format where a simple touch or swipe moves you through the world.

That is, if you live in a first-world nation.

It is not currently available in the South African App Store, and thus I cannot bring you a real review at this time. I’ve emailed the Lead Developer and am hoping that he’ll be able to get it into my local App Store.